INT. CAVERN -- NIGHT

A cavern dimly lit with sconces. A stairway led to a platform. On that platform was a man in robes and another man tied up to a chair.

CULT LEADER:

With this ASTROBITES cereal, I will be able to summon our patron deity--The King of the Cosmos!


(As the "Cult Leader" played by an actor who looks similar to Dr. C Thorne says this, the tape glitches)


CULT VICTIM:

Then why am I here, if your not gonna use me?


CULT LEADER:

SILENCE!


CULT VICTIM:

(whines)


CULT LEADER:

YOU are the SACRIFICE! EVERY FICTIONAL CULT HAS ONE!


FBI AGENT 1 and FBI AGENT 2 bust through a door.

FBI AGENT 1 and 2:

FBI! FREEZE!


Cut to the CULT LEADER being arrested.

CULT LEADER:

IT'S TOO LATE! HE'S ALREADY COMING!


(The tape glitches, again as he says this)


Cut to the CULT VICTIM sitting on the edge of an ambulance cot with a shock blanket. FBI AGENT 1 sits next to him. Then cut to a box of ASTROBITES fallen onto the ground and on fire.