A cavern dimly lit with sconces. A stairway led to a platform. On that platform was a man in robes and another man tied up to a chair.
CULT LEADER:
With this ASTROBITES cereal, I will be able to summon our patron deity--The King of the Cosmos!
(As the "Cult Leader" played by an actor who looks similar to Dr. C Thorne says this, the tape glitches)
CULT VICTIM:
Then why am I here, if your not gonna use me?
CULT LEADER:
SILENCE!
CULT VICTIM:
(whines)
CULT LEADER:
YOU are the SACRIFICE! EVERY FICTIONAL CULT HAS ONE!
FBI AGENT 1 and FBI AGENT 2 bust through a door.
FBI AGENT 1 and 2:
FBI! FREEZE!
Cut to the CULT LEADER being arrested.
CULT LEADER:
IT'S TOO LATE! HE'S ALREADY COMING!
(The tape glitches, again as he says this)
Cut to the CULT VICTIM sitting on the edge of an ambulance cot with a shock blanket. FBI AGENT 1 sits next to him. Then cut to a box of ASTROBITES fallen onto the ground and on fire.