Aliases:

- KJ

- Kirbs

Clearance: 4

Birthdate: November 19

Age: 36

Height: 6'7

Weight: 220~ lbs

Gender: Male

Pronouns: He/They

Sexuality: Asexual

- Demiromantic

- Alterous

Description: A caucasian man with dark hair, blue eyes and a full beard; he wears glasses

- A gray, long sleeved shirt

- Jeans

- A black waiscoat-vest

- White dress shirt

- Red necktie

Personality: Friendly, sweet, emotional (see Background), "Self-aware Chaotic Dumbass";

    During his childhood, he lived in Arizona with his cousin and stood up for Stanley whenever he got bullied. After his senior year in highschool, while on a trip his parents died in a car crash causing him to have survivor’s guilt. He masks his problem by faking a “Golden Retriever” personality. He moved to Michigan to live with his cousin after the accident, that’s where he also reunited with Delgado and got a job at the SCP Foundation.

- Sometimes get panic attacks

- He would be that one kid, who would have band-aids covering his arms and legs, even though you don’t remember him getting hurt

- Cosplays

- Gender non-conforming

- Good at voice acting. He can also do an evil laugh that makes Xandra nervous; he can scream like R2-D2, can do voice impressions of Dr. Doofenshmirtz, John Mulaney, All Might, Soldier (from TF2) and Kronk; can also do a Mid-Atlantic accent.

- He smells constantly like soap, thrift store clothing or bleach because his cousin, Stanley always telling him to mask the smell of chemicals that he's experimenting with or cleaning products

- Sometimes calls Xandra, “lil’ sis” because she is like a little sister to him

- Snores in his sleep

- Has broken his leg once for a film project for Site-260

- Likes his hair being played with (ruffled, stroked, etc.) and uses physical touch, hair play and nuzzling as his love language

- Says a lot of bad puns and jokes to cheer Stanley up whenever he's feeling down

- Can speak in French

- Can communicate by using sign language

- Drink of choice: Cola, rum, Cuba Libre, tequila, chocolate milk, coffee with honey or cream

- Can do puppy eyes (Like this: 🥺)

- Afraid of drowning

- Has a sweet-tooth and is a foodie

- His disorder shows more when he’s drunk. He sobs quietly to himself and will not mind any form of physical attention. He also doesn’t mind physical attention when he’s sober.

- Listens to 50s/60s music

- Named after James B. Kirby, the inventor of the “Domestic Cyclone”

- Cannot cook; somehow managed to "burn water", Stanley banned him from the kitchen.

- Love language is verbally and physically; aggressive bear hugs, face nuzzles, the list goes on.

- Nickname for Xandra is "lil' sis" because she is like a younger sister to him, he calls his friends (including Xandra) "bestie".

- Will usually sing out loud whenever he's about to do something stupid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z03oH6Uevy0    (Skizzleman)