CAUTION: Tapes have been found.
  These tapes depict some of our staff members acting in an ASTROBITES cereal commercial. The ASTROBITES is a cereal made by "Sackville Cereal Products"  which is not one of our fronts, nor is it a front of other known sites. These tapes are meant to be viewed by Cognitohazard-filtering Goggles to prevent  side affects of the Cognitohazard kind.

                                                                                                                      – Dr. Winfrey, Director of Site-260


  Also watch out when you are near the Daisies at Parkuemlaik. Me, @CharlieT and @Marty heard a scream and we also had a weird feeling, like we were being  watched from all directions.

  The scream sounded like someone saying, "LET GO!" at the empty spot near the store. Obviously, I had to check it out. No one was there. We called the  police and headed out of there as soon as we can.

 –X Hen